tamascotchi:

lmaonade:

lmaonade:

i am a vegetable medley and god is sautéing me on medium high heat 

idk why everyone took me saying this as a bad thing… it translates to “i am becoming delicious” 

art is open to interpretation

nztsume:

starkeaton:

sepulchritude:

Are they… you know.. *mimes cutting someone in half with a chainsaw* a virgo?

the mimes are doing What

Are they… you know… *mimes beating the shit out of someone with a juggling club* a Capricorn?

tinysaurus-rex:

idionkisson:

resmeae:

lopsidedown:

dukeofbookingham:

This has nothing to do with anything but it’s the greatest headline I’ve ever seen

This article is amazing

I’d put my favourite quotes from the article up, but it’s the whole dang article.

“It’s just so shocking,” Claire Simeone, a veterinarian and monk seal expert based in Hawaii, told The Washington Post on Thursday. “It’s an animal that has another animal stuck up its nose.”

While “eel snorting” has yet to really catch on in the seal community, Littnan said he hopes it never does.

commanderfreddy:

commanderfreddy:

hey do you guys wanna see a bunch of pictures of a cat my mum looked after named simply “The Pumpkin”

THE PUMPKIN!!!

kreuzader:

kreuzader:

wayneradiotv:

wayneradiotv:

dont fuck with me or ill weld all your joints shut in your sleep

gonna be walkin like a gingerbread man